"yeah, we let a dumbass access company files through his home computer which they didn't maintain properly leading to a years-old vulnerability in the plex server software compromise that machine and because they are a dumbass they had the connection always-on (afaik) so they basically rolled out the red carpet straight into ALL of our customers accounts and vaults. But it's totes cool brah, we haven't ~~had~~ reported an incident like that since! because we totally tried to cover it up and downplay it, and everyone abandoned us! so we will never do that again! the reporting, I mean."

But it's fine, it's been a long time.