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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

My boss is a real asshole. I can't stand him and he doesn't pay me enough.

I'm self-employed

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Have you tried sleeping with him for a raise?

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Thought about giving him a handjob, but his weiner is shaped weird

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Well then forget that promotion.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

May I please be promoted to customer? They're treated much better

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