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What a workout (lemmy.world)
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[-] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 86 points 3 weeks ago

Oooh...

It's meant to be "Go on". That took me way too long, truly embarrassing amounts of onlineness. I was about to ask here what they were thinking "[to] goon" was supposed to mean. Or if this was in the henchmen lounge of the local BBEG's lair.

[-] DisOne@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, in Australia goon is the cheap wine you buy in boxes rather than bottles, so I was imagining 5 minutes to down an entire 5 or 10 litres

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I thought a 'goon bag' was the bladder out of a box of wine.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

U coukd easily wank into that

[-] DisOne@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Correct - the goon bag is what the goon comes in

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Aha! So the goon is the brand? I thought it was the bag that turned you into a goon 🤔

[-] DisOne@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago

Goon is the slang for any wine of questionable quality that comes in a goon bag. Probably the wine turns you into a goon after you drink it

[-] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

like the famous clothing brand Canada Goon

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"goon

Well-known slang term in sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators"

Thank you Urban Dictionary. I didn't need to know this.

[-] xylol@leminal.space 16 points 3 weeks ago

At least now you can refer to yourself in a more simplified way to explain your actions

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That's close, but goofinng also means that you don't cum so that you stay in a constantly aroused state.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't get it until your comment, so you've got that in me.

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