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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

No body has ever begrudgingly become an ICE agent either. You do not stumble into it. Every ICE agent did so because they wanted to be deport people. Remember that.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

It doesn't even pay that well. Like, it's fine, but a sheriff's deputy or city cop makes more; multiples in a big city.

Every single one of these fuckers needs to be hanged when the regime falls. Any government that won't back that effort is just some vichy west german bullshit.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

It didn't pay well until recently. With approx. $150 billion USD I'm willing to bet a Jr. ICE agent's starting hourly wage will be enormous. Probably the highest entry level pay scale out of all American law enforcement agencies and armed forces.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why would that money mean higher wages for the grunts on the ground, when it can be absorbed by higher-ups in the organization? Walmart has tons of money coming in and that doesn't result in higher wages for workers.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

More likely youll see signing bonuses. They cant hire enough goons for what theyre truing to do right now, much less to expand.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It doesn’t even pay that well.

$34/hr to fuck around all day pretending to do law enforcement is a pretty sweet deal. With overtime, you can get into the low six-figure salary, just crushing candy on your phone until your shift ends.

[-] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah vop salaries are insane. Ice doesn't pay as well,

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