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[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 25 points 3 weeks ago

Taking things too seriously, don't most plants benefit from their fruit being eaten as part of their lifecycle?

[-] bamboo 29 points 3 weeks ago

Taking things too seriously, fruits and vegetables are generally much smaller, and can not speak and hold a baseball bat.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago

Most fruits and vegetables are smaller, but not the ones running the fruits and vegetables mafia

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 3 weeks ago

In fact, only the strongest and most ruthless fruits and vegetables are selected to be enforcers.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 22 points 3 weeks ago

fun fact, trains in the UK used to dump the sewage from the onboard toilets right on the tracks.

It wasn't uncommon to see tomato plants growing on/around the tracks.

This is because of the fresh tomatos used in sandwiches filtered through british bumholes

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

We don't eat the fruits of carrots and onions, though.

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