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Micro-retirement (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by rustydrd@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

taking a piss now counts as pico retirement.

[-] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

yawning is a femto retirement

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We don't pay you to have a functional human biology, go back to work

this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025

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