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[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I stopped reading when it said “$2000 paperweights”. You can dislike Apple for any number of reasons, but this doesn’t make sense. Its products work just fine and they run the software that’s on them.

[-] boletus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

It becomes a paperweight once you install the software updates.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

[-] Cassa 9 points 1 week ago

Bro what? It's a greentext - it's 4chan. They all need theraphy.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

[-] Cassa 3 points 1 week ago

No, they probably don't 😅 just like floppy disks. The term now generally means "useless"

http://paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416

Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago
[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist

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