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Anon describes apple's practices
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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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It becomes a paperweight once you install the software updates.
No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.
Bro what? It's a greentext - it's 4chan. They all need theraphy.
Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?
No, they probably don't ๐ just like floppy disks. The term now generally means "useless"
http://paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416
Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too
That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.
Cultist detected
Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.
Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist