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[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I stopped reading when it said “$2000 paperweights”. You can dislike Apple for any number of reasons, but this doesn’t make sense. Its products work just fine and they run the software that’s on them.

[-] boletus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

It becomes a paperweight once you install the software updates.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

[-] Cassa 9 points 3 weeks ago

Bro what? It's a greentext - it's 4chan. They all need theraphy.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

[-] Cassa 3 points 3 weeks ago

No, they probably don't 😅 just like floppy disks. The term now generally means "useless"

http://paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416

Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Apple hate threads don't contain main truths.

Consumers complaining about the products they don't buy is how they justify their choices. Literally no more complicated that than.

Like watching people who buy mega blok, complaining about how Lego sucks because mega block has a better ramps. Also, they once stepped on a Lego and they have a conspiracy theory around it.

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

These are the dumbest human beings on planet Earth. Not knowing what a paperweight is and then downvoting me for pointing it out should be subject to imprisonment.

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