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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)
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[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go.

Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Everybody needs a runway

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