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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

[-] arrow74@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

He must be a shit plumber if his wages are "meager"

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.

[-] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

They turn into special mushrooms.

[-] Baguette 2 points 1 month ago

Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?

[-] arrow74@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

There are gas and steam plumbers

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

i'm sure there's at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe he just wasn't good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I'm sayin'.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Mario is a false narrator. She wasn't kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.

Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Okay Jonathan Blow

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.

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