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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 57 points 2 months ago

Couldn't he just take all the billionaires and fly them into the sun or smth? I don't know if that alone would fix things, but it's a start. Also literally no downsides.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

His nemesis is literally a billionaire and he never managed to get rid of him.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

We got American Superman. We got Soviet Superman. We need Anarchist Superman.

[-] voxthefox 12 points 2 months ago

Captain planet gets close to that

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Don Cheadle's Captain Planet, you mean.

[-] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

I bet you if he just lightly beat up one billionaire a day that the problem would sort itself out pretty quickly.

[-] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Imagine being the last billionaire but no one wants to take your money rofffffllll

[-] Devadander@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Like bully locker shoving type. It's not like anyone could really stop superman. You could be in the middle of a board meeting, and he just comes in the window and starts pushing you to the ground until you stop trying to get up.

[-] jsomae@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

If only Superman were a utilitarian. I'd like to read that ratfic.

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2025
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