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[-] malloc@lemmy.world 72 points 3 months ago

It’s just a little piss, bro. Stop being a bitch

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

actually, squirt isnt technically piss but female ejaculate🤓👆

[-] Darrell_Winfield@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's piss. Squirting is pissing. That's been proven beyond reasonable doubt. Will link when I find the research I came across a while ago.

Edit: this study is about as good as we're going to get on this topic, shows there is definitely a lot of urine.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'll link one for ya:

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm

Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a substance from the Skene's glands.

Ejaculation in people with vaginas may include a small release of a milky white liquid that does not gush out. Squirting, on the other hand, is usually a higher volume. It is possible to squirt and ejaculate at the same time.

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

whateve it is, its going in my mouth idc

[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

My man. Also username checks out.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Skene's gland fluid contains high concentrations of glucose and fructose

[-] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

the research I came across

Immature chuckle

[-] kerrigan778 16 points 3 months ago

You guys keep saying that with such confidence and then post the research that says it definitely contains a significant amount of urine but absolutely doesn't claim that it's literally just pee. They taste different, they smell different, they sometimes but not always have a very different viscosity.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

They're grossed out by a little urine I'd be surprised to hear they see women as people.

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

ayee if squrting is piss, count me in 🥵

[-] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

How horny was everyone involved with that study? Hahaha.

Reading through it, it’s unreal.

I wonder how far the camera was zoomed in to “confirm”

in the "supporting information" is a video of all 5 study participants btw

[-] imaqtpie@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 3 months ago

Gooner pro tip, nice

[-] JennyLaFae 4 points 3 months ago

I can assure you squirt and piss taste entirely different.

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Bladder sourced is what the study determined, with the fluid being normal urine or Skene's gland secretion, but likely some combination.

Plausibly there could be pure glandular secretion squirt. Or urine. But likely a mix.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

if she's hydrated I don't see the issue... plus I'm thirsty for piss.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yes, but what most people call squirt is actually piss.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Found the girl who "squirts" (or possibly her boyfriend who believes her when she says she's not pissing on him)

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

i dont have or want a bf but if i did, i would not want a guy who cant handle my squirt/piss in his mouth.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Then I'm afraid we aren't compatible, cause I'm not drinking anyone's piss.

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

do you realize how pathetic you sound? i feel bad for you, clueless bastard :(

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

If it's pathetic not to indulge your fetish of pissing in people's mouths, then I'm fine with being pathetic.

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

grown man scared of a little pee 🥺🥺 so cute

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I'm not usually one to kink shame, but I'll make an exception in this case. The fact that you like to piss in peoples mouths says a lot about your level of respect for your partners, and that fact that you think it's pathetic or childish that someone wouldn't want you pissing in their mouths says a lot about your level of respect for the general public. I'm getting really strong narcissist vibes, you must be absolutely awful to be around IRL. What a vile human being.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

At least I didnt drink any piss

[-] goofystench@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

and you seem to be very fun at parties lmfao

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

look man, just let people who are into piss have an out already. damn. it's hard all over.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Do they need an out? If they're both into it why not just accept that it's piss?

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Dude, piss baby was right there!

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