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[-] Doubletake2121@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Of course we already do that.

How's that working for us?

checks how fat America is

Oh.

[-] prole 5 points 1 week ago

Good point, let's stop giving people insulin.

[-] Doubletake2121@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Obviously diabetics still need medical care.

You late for your job at the circus?

[-] prole 2 points 1 week ago

Oh you thought I was being serious. Give it another try.

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