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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[-] zabadoh@ani.social 79 points 1 day ago

I would settle for just the Province of California.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 day ago

Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

[-] kittenzrulz123 1 points 1 hour ago

As a New Yorker, please liberate us

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I read that like George Costanza.

“CASCADIA NOW!!”

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago

It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 12 hours ago

When you're torn between not making the Russian psyop a reality and also not wanting to be trapped in a union with moronic sociopaths.

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.

There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: "Here. We're bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren't you so thankful that we liberated you from ~~your home, family, possessions, health, and everything you've ever known~~ the *bad guys?"

*DisclaimerElimination of bad guys not guaranteed. Local residents providing assistance may be abandoned without prior notice.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

Can confirm, lived in Michigan over a decade. Yoopers are more Canadian than most Canadians.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 12 hours ago

Including the special kind of redneck you get when your house can be buried in snow.

I grew up in Northern Wisconsin and you are not wrong.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

Ah... cheese folk, huh? You can join Canada too, as long as you leave those processed plastic sheets behind.

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Northeastern South Canada too!

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