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No thanks, I don’t want Canadians who think they are American in my country
I certainly don’t want more of them
Fully agree, where to start?
first assasinate donald and vance
Shatner pulls a "no u" after everyone already made that joke for weeks already.
To boldly go where everyone else has been before.
He's old, it takes him a minute to catch up
yup, a flag with an American eagle shape cutout inside a Maple leave is much easier.
Mmmm... How about something else that doesn't allow Americans to vote? Because 11th province would just mean Canada becomes America under a different name.
I accept
We wouldn't want to violate the prime directive though.
I’m sold, make it so.
Engage?
Aye captain!
We don't want you. Split into 50 countries and we'll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won't merge
Can you take New England please?
They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.
Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don't want them as a result and Republicans don't want them because they're brown.
I think Puerto Rico voted 75% or something for Harris. They don't lean conservative.
They don't lean MAGA, because Trump is specifically racist against them. Their internal political parties tell a much different story.
I saw the photo of old bill, the name and my mind jumped to "has died". Then I continued to the colony part and that made my day. Live long and prosper Bill!
California, Oregon, Hawaii and Washington consent to this agreement. Where do we sign?
Wellll... The western parts of Washington and Oregon. Out in the desert is another thing. Those guys are pretty well cooked
Canada agrees.
Then we can tax the shit out of anything from China crossing the territory to get to the remaining United States.
As an Oregon resident, I would be all for this. CA alone would be a pretty good chunk of federal taxes.
Illinois volunteers as well
That's genius, But treat them as a territory, they don't get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.
you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You're a real disappointment.
Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers
hosers, you're Canadian now, ya gotta speak Canadian
Put it to a vote and I bet it would surprise you which states would leave the US right now.
Pretty sure the entire west coast would bounce. Especially California, aka the 4th largest economy in the world.
When the Balkinization of the US happens, the West Coast will be thr first to break off.
Besides the geography problem, I've said the West coast and the northeast should become their own country.
Those ones can just join Canada, geography problem solved.
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Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.
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