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[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I don't think I could do anything to a bear that would do more than make it angry. Maybe poke it in the eye or something, if it holds perfectly still while I do that. Even then, I would just be mauled to death by a one-eyed bear that suddenly remembers it has those giant claws right there.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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