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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
And I'd say "in your own house" is the key phrase here. As in, a house that you live in alone and don't share with other people that also need to use the sink or basin.
"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
🤣🤣🤣 I am definitely using it next time.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
what
They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
Wait are they serious?
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE/MEME?!!
It’s about efficiency. I can get up in the morning and immediately go brush my teeth. As I’m brushing my teeth I lay my hog on the sink and do the deed. I finish much quicker and get ready for work in about 7 minutes using this strategy.
I wee in to the toilet while I'm brushing my teeth.
I've peed in the shower while also brushing my teeth before. Triple efficiency.
Quick breakfast, cup of coffee, then brush your teeth, all while the conditioner is doing its thing. You're already naked, so just bear down and let it flow (and drop, if you're a morning pooper) then waffle stomp your way to that Sigma grindset and your millions of dollars. Shower pooping is going to revolutionize our economy!
I drink my coffee while I brush my teeth in the shower. Brushing right after eating isn't great for your teeth, so you should achieve efficiency by doing them at the same time.
You must have very short legs.
It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
Saves water if you think about it. If you wait for the water to warm up before washing your hands, you can just piss in the sink while the water runs and warms up. Also you're not flushing a whole gallon+ or water per piss.
I've been a guest in households who just don't flush after peeing. Just after shitting. They closed the lid so it doesn't smell. We're not in an arid climate either.
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's red, have fun instead.
I always piss after cleaning the dick after masturbating. Pissing after fondling yourself is a good idea to get the pipes cleaned out thoroughly, and cleaning the whole thing is just good hygeine.
It is on the right height. Basin is preferable though.
On the morning it's just easier to go in the sink. This way I'm not pissing all over the floor.
If your toilet is too low to the ground, it also usually winds up on the floor, so I'll just use the sink.
People also spit their fucking gross toothpaste in there. Urine is technically sterile. Spit is, infinitely less so. If you're going to use a sink filled with water to wash your face, you should probably clean the sink regardless
Though I agree. People who shit in sinks need to be sent away
If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.
Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.
And I'm not sitting to piss. It's not because I think it's effeminate. It's because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.
So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. 👍
Urine isn't sterile. The germs in it just don't grow in an old school culture.
Wow, I was convinced of the opposite
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine
it's a myth that urine is sterile. It contains bacteria from the bladder, and may gain more as it leaves the urethra.
Oh shit thanks for the clarification.
In that case I guess I'll just piss on your floor and leave it then.
Just sit on the toillet man... Its way cleaner and will allow you to shake that last drop that always ends up on the underwear.
I'm going to get called toxic for this but whatever.
I'm not sitting down to piss. 😂
Ill keep pissing in my sink, and you'll never be able to stop me.
Sure, you do you.
You'd shoot me in the ass without my consent?
Damn bro, not only is that gay (I don't swing that way, but I'm flattered), but it's also rape. So just don't do that.
Shortened it for you.
~~You’re fucking nasty.~~ As ~~an~~ American, an arm~~ed American, I’d shoot you in the ass on site , if I caught you pissing in my sink.~~
Shortened it more for ya
Thank you!
As a pro gun control Canadian… nah, you got this one.
If there's no toilet available, into the sink it goes.
One bathroom in an apartment full of marathon shitters? The sink it is.
Gotta rush back to the desk for that Zoom meeting? Gonna zip to the utility tub instead of slogging up the stairs.
Edit: where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss, y'all?
Yeah I kinda get it.
I often piss in the garden at home as a matter of convenience.
... but a sink is just a bit too far for me.
IDK why it just feels uncouth. Like littering or something. I'm not judging sink pissers, just saying how it feels to me.
Pissing in the garden is how god intended us to piss. Pissing is the sink is blasphemy.
The only time I've pissed in the sink was when I was living in an apartment and there was no garden. Sink is far more appealing than that grassy bit in the parking lot.
It's not like I don't wash it down. Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my piss?
In the toilet like everyone else?
You've probably noticed that toilets work differently to sinks.
Your pee ends up in the p-trap (yes that's what it's called) and then running the water just dilutes the pee. It doesn't get "flushed".
I'm an electrician by trade, but was a plumbing apprentice way back when. Interesting theory you got there, but no.. You can wash all the piss out of the p trap by running the water.
If the sink's p-trap isn't getting entirely emptied then no, you're just diluting the pee when running water.
If the sink's p-trap is getting entirely emptied when running the water due to a siphon action, then I hope you're tolerating the likely sewer gases.
So you're under the impression that you'll never be able to get all of the piss out of the p-trap, regardless of how much water you run down there?
Are you a plumber?
If so, you should find a new trade.
The entire premise was there not being a toilet present.
And no, that's not how plumbing works.
If there's no toilet present then where does everyone else pee?
Just hold it in until one becomes available? How is this such a problem, I've never encountered in my entire life.
Like someone else said I think it's a weird psychological oddity, like left over from weird potty training practices or some such.
https://lemmy.world/comment/16700373