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this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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If you can't avoid pissing on the floor then fucking sit down like a civilized, intelligent creature. Don't be a disgusting degenerate.
Furthermore, if this is some weird masculinity thing where you feel like less of a man for sitting to pee, then you need help. Sitting to pee doesn't make you look any less of a man. You wanna know what makes you look like less of a man? Pissing in the sink because you're too scared that you'll have your man-card revoked if you dare to sit while you pee.
No one is revoking my man card, because someone would have to be able to kick my ass to do that.
Its more comfortable for me to stand and piss. And in going to piss in my sink.
And I'm not sitting to piss. It's not because I think it's effeminate. It's because Im comfortable standing, and no one is going to make me change.
So unless you plan on coming to my house and breaking my legs off, I will continue to go in my sink. ๐