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[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I love love LOVE it when I get this comment.

I picked this handle for one reason: it's like catnip for the intellectually tepid. The room temperature IQ crowd seemingly can't resist making that exact comment and I can't help but imagine they feel quite proud of their accomplishment, much like the joy and pride I see in my dog's eyes after she takes a poo. Given my love of poking fun at people like yourself for being absolute houseplants, seeing them poke fun at themselves without even realizing it gives me a similar post-defecation spring in my step.

[-] WeirdyTrip 6 points 1 month ago

Hey now... houseplants are pleasant and inviting. This guy's more like a wet blanket.

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