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[-] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If people don't know already, bidets are fairly cheap and easy to setup. And they will pay for themselves quickly by not having to use nearly as much, or any, toilet paper. I highly recommend. We installed them on both of our bathrooms and it is such a quality of life improvement

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic. It was an awful experience. Told everyone how overrated bidets were.

Then last year, I decided to try again, but this was a top shelf fancy $300 bidet. My god, it was like night and day. My butthole never felt so pristine.

If you hate bidets, look at the more higher end ones.

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

By the by, pristine is commonly used to mean "perfect spotless/like new/cherry" but actually means more like untouched/never cleaned/left alone/original state.

This fact brought to you by my ADHD! Byeeeeeeee!

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

The hero we needed.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

Hmm, personally I'm using a $20 manually operated travel bidet and my butthole feels like freshly showered.

I guess, the advantage of it being manually operated is that I can decide the water pressure by how strongly I squeeze the bottle.
Another advantage is that I have a firm handshake now. 🙃

[-] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I bought a cheap $30 bidet during the pandemic.

Same, but I'm actually pretty happy with mine. 🤷

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