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[-] germanatlas 8 points 6 months ago

You should lie flat on the floor so the impact force is spread across a larger surface. By jumping you just delay the impact, but still get about the same force across your comparatively small feet as if you were just standing

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 2 points 6 months ago

Ok, but consider that it might be better to get down in a crouching position, put your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye

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