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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by dwazou@jlai.lu to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

As long as it's peer reviewed, this is fine. If they want to try and pass off faulty research as if it were valid, then all they're going to do is embarrass themselves.

[-] baronvonj@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

then all they're going to do is embarrass themselves.

No, they'll also set government policy that kills people.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

… then all they're going to do is ~~embarrass themselves.~~ get published in the lancet.

FTFY.

The original study that said there might be a connection, was originally published in the lancet. It was later retracted, after years, but the damage was done.

which… the study looked at like a dozen autistic kids and found they had all gotten vaccines.

They all, also probably had all worn clothes. You don’t see people saying “clothes cause autism!”, though. Or you know, breathed air. Drank water. Played outside in the sunshine. I’m sure there’s more.

[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going with 5G towers. That makes the most sense. /s

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That’s right, 5G towers have been causing problems for at least 30 years. BURN THEM

https://youtu.be/qLvGnro4Cgw

[-] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

The radiation spreads backwards in time. /s

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

I’m going with 5G towers.

There's one near me. Since they built it, it's done me no harm, but I do have an odd craving for pangolin meat.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

jenny mccarthy is one of the people that jumpstarted the movement among white middle aged moms, and then it branched off from there. i noticed they branched off into the cult of believing "chronic lyme" exists too.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Peer reviewed? Where are they going to find enough brainworm victims to be considered peers?

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