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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly (theonion.com)
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[-] Nougat@fedia.io 35 points 1 week ago

Remember when she used to be pretty?

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[-] PyroNeurosis 6 points 1 week ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

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