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Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly (theonion.com)
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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Many words came to mind but never "pretty". You ever call a shark or a tiger "pretty"? Yeah, me neither.

[-] PyroNeurosis 6 points 9 months ago

Tigers are very pretty. Terrifying, but pretty also.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

Tigers are fucking beautiful.

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