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[-] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 188 points 1 week ago

“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.

“Me,” Trump quipped. 

“The second?” the reporter pushed on. 

“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in ... less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.

First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.

Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago

Yep, this is a distraction from the stock market melt down.

[-] TransSynthesist 29 points 1 week ago

As is his proclamation that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month, and then goes on to ONLY talk about trans kids.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Wonder how the big players in the troubled teen industry donated. I’m sure RFK Jr’s department will be quick to investigate and regulate teen torture facilities.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Don't give him so much credit. Everything he does is credited as an intentional distraction from whatever it is that he just did.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's pretty tiresome. "This is a distraction!!!!" No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.

[-] Halcyon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

That would also mean that he had planned everything in detail to fit together. That's beyond his capacities. The recession was obviously unplanned; he's already struggling to keep the whole thing under control. The complexity of human society is overwhelming him.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Residual salesman brain.

Trump: I am awesome, I bought this thing, it is awesome, you will be awesome if you buy it too.

It bears no relationship to ... making any kind of sense, because it is literally a hustle, a psychological manipulation tactic.

He is just saying salesman words, meant to encourage buy in.

Has no relation to reality, the truth, making sense, etc.

... But, it works on rubes, dullard marks, cult members, weak willed / low self esteem people with decent reliability.

These are just more Trump University or Trump Steaks to him.

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Demented incompetent salesman brain, or what's left of it.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago

When you're a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

He's not faking being a citizen. He's faking being self-aware. He barely has a clue wtf he's talking about at any given time. That's all.

[-] don@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago

Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?

In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.

[-] sporkler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form 'accidently' being deported, since he made it so that's a thing now

[-] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

To sell it later because he thinks it'll be a collector's item. His only thoughts are ever about making money.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 week ago

So law and order is just bullshit now right? You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line? Where is that money going by the way, to Trump or a public fund?

[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line?

There have been similar (non-literal) golden visas offered all over the world, mainly by poorer EU countries or the various third-tier states that make most of their foreign exchange through money-laundering.

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It'd be a helluva thing if some dumbasses were to actually buy these things, then have it rendered null and void if the adults get back in charge...and are not given a refund.

[-] b3an@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Well, my first thought was that he did it to cover Melania 😂

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