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North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 167 points 2 weeks ago

If only he'd sent war plans, he could have just shrugged and moved on like nothing happened.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 40 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe a video of him jerking off to war plans

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

This isn’t the warthunder forums….

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Naughty little unit left their flank exposed!

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago

Oof that's a little too on the nosecone.

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