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Choose wisely (lemmy.world)

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[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 weeks ago

There is another...

[-] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

I laughed and it made the sound “rofl”

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

[-] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 weeks ago

One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁

[-] kahdbrixk@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

Points for creativity, that's for sure

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

That's probably it. I was going to go with a view from the floor looking up.

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