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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Some poor vampire invites his Co workers over to their apartment And everyone's disappointed.

[-] gon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Some poor coworker invites his vampire to their apartment. And everyone's dead.

[-] eurisko@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

-Oh I get it. Second location. Smart.

-Zer iz no sekund lokation. So vampirrrist...

[-] uriel238 1 points 1 week ago

Depends on what they expected. Savoir faire? Je ne sais quoi? Bling? A hunger for the flesh of mortals?

Vampires come in the range of most demographics. I am a goblin-mode reclusive vampire, allergic to the sun, and I appreciate clearly defined thresholds and social boundaries.

I also do math.

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