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Donald Trump suggests US could join British Commonwealth (www.newsweek.com)

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[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Throw in a few crates of tea to replace the ones lost in that unfortunate boating accident and we'll consider it.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I will find a way to supply you with tea thoroughly for the rest of your natural life if you take that orange fuck off our hands

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shit I'd buy the tea myself to make that deal happen.

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