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[-] facepainter@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

I like this better than on the toilet because he'd realize only then that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

[-] mimavox@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago

Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it's always cold.

Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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