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Golden Money Goat Loves You (lemmy.world)
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[-] arotrios@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

When Moses approached the camp and saw the calf and the dancing, his anger burned and he threw the tablets out of his hands, breaking them to pieces at the foot of the mountain. And he took the calf the people had made and burned it in the fire; then he ground it to powder, scattered it on the water and made the Israelites drink it.

He said to Aaron, “What did these people do to you, that you led them into such great sin?”

[-] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago

Aaron then took a drag from his vape and shrugged. He didn't know either

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Then the Sianai Times reported how the Pharaoh isn't actually a that bad of a guy and it would serve the Israelites to reopen communication with Egypt and discuss trade partnership, and how slavery should be an individual's choice and that they should vote Moses out for unilateral decision-making. Also, no haha the river never turned to blood and there are no locusts, don't look up at them.

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2025
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