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[-] MudMan@fedia.io 153 points 7 months ago

Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.

This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".

This happened in the US, didn't it?

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 170 points 7 months ago

To be clear, this did not happen at all

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 28 points 7 months ago

Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

How about you get in the spirit of doing your chemistry homework instead of posting on lemmy

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 8 points 7 months ago

Oh, man, the last time I had some of that was in 1997. I'd trade you posting on Lemmy for another go at that.

In 1997. Screw being a teenager in the 21st century.

[-] SCmSTR 2 points 7 months ago

Screw existing in the 21st century

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago

Fair point. But hey, at least I have less of it to go and better social security.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

It could have. Greentext doesn't have to be fake either

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Right in theory that could possibly happen

But it's 4chan Greentexts let's be honest hahaha

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