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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 11 points 4 days ago

Latter*

Also, don't forget the ever fun Mallory-Weiss tears if your sudden exertion involves something like jumping, or, since it's also associated with heavy alcoholism, after a long and good barfing session.

this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025

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