This is Lemmy; you're allowed to say "Fucked Up."

Listen up, as your Eat Fresh and Free Public Defense Attorney sponsored by Subway, I have to tell you they've got you for a violation of the McDonald's Play Place Act. The Corporate Freedom Force shows you violating your right to self-censorship on social media, a violation of the PP Act punishable by a minimum of 10 years in the Ronald McDonald Federal Freedom Penitentiary. That's right, kid: the ball pen. Your best shot is to plead for the mercy of the court, but you've gotta plead "I'm Lovin' It" and make the social network of your peers believe you're d*rn well loving it, otherwise you're still going to be fixing McFlurry machines when you're 20.