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[-] Ashen44@lemmy.ca 73 points 5 months ago

Me: "Man, I love chocolate so much, it's a shame it makes my throat feel so tight and sore."

My mom: "Hey Ash... You're not allowed to eat chocolate any more..."

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of this YouTube channel I used to watch called "WheresMyChallenge".

They did a "1lb Snickers Bar" video. Where one of them promptly discovered he was allergic to nuts.

[-] Shapillon@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago

It makes me repeatedly sneeze and makes my nose run a bit

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