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Anon just wants to enjoy his movie
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Classic creepypasta. It's this one, the search and rescue stories, and I think there's another that slips my mind right now.
EDIT: boy did I miss a few.
Of course, some of the weaker ones imo are also classics:
Oh you can't forget the one of the guy who is in his basement apartment and slowly becomes convinced that everyone he speaks to is an impostor.