100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplier (www.pennlive.com)

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[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 6 days ago

I plan to buy a bunch of organic free range eggs and sit on them. Then if everything goes according to plan, I'll be doubling my investments over and over. You'll see.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

I plan on doing the same thing with raw milk. I'll be eating steaks in no time

[-] pbjamm@beehaw.org 1 points 5 days ago

milk steak?

[-] Vodulas@beehaw.org 1 points 6 days ago

Sloppy steaks?

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 6 days ago

Or they might just hatch.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

That's the joke

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