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[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Imagine getting a new job. You come into the office on the first day. Instead of handing you a laptop, they just give you a chair in the break room. You'll be working off a linux distro that's been installed into the door of a smart fridge.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

But you're not allowed to sit directly in front of it. Don't block the fridge

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Nah, you will be allowed to sit in front. Part of your job will be cleaning out the fridge, keeping track of how long items have been there, and storing and retrieving items for people. You'll basically be a fridge librarian.

[-] TomasEkeli@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

The frigidairian, even.

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