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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Fake: OP can barely get from the chair to the bathroom, no way they're running anywhere.

Gay: OP's "wife" is a their regular pizza delivery person, which is a dude. The friendly banter at the door got weird quick.

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025

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