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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] Bojack411@lemmy.world 206 points 5 days ago

Im sure his side of the story isn't warped to make himself seem like a saint and her a bitch. 👍

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 136 points 5 days ago

It's /b, the whole thing is probably made up

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 45 points 5 days ago

And it's actually not a wife but a husband.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 43 points 5 days ago

fake and gay, confirmed

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Fake: Anon has a wife

Gay: Anon wears tight clothes

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

B- but... But what about the points???

[-] Doom@ttrpg.network 26 points 5 days ago

I just got out of a relationship and holy fuck that shit is infuriating. Everyone's gotta side curious what happened here.

Also are you the horse from Bojack Horseman? I'm literally watching S1E6 right now.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

What is this, a crossover episode?

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025

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