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"Wow! They put a man in a dress right on the box!"
(lemmy.world)
My American daughter in Morrison's today. She didn't know what a kilt was. She said it very loudly because she thought it was super progressive.
Top tip: never ask a Scotsman what he wears under there because, after a few drinks, he'll shoe you. And they've always had a few drinks.
Not sure if typo or form of attack...
He'll literally hoof you.
He'll stick a shoe up your hole, for sure.
I don't know where you've been, lad, but I see you've won first prize.
I've been to Scotland.
Well, gratz on winning first prize!
I took a photo up mine to post here but somehow it buggered up the camera on my phone.
Are you sure the phone didn't bugger you up?