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Anon experiences German humor
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this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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One that works in English:
A superconductor came to a bar and ordered a beer. The barman said - I'm not giving you a beer! Get the fuck out of my bar! The superconductor left without any resistance.
An argon atom walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve your kind here. get out". The argon atom doesn't react.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: "How much for a beer?" The barman says: "For you, no charge".
Oh hey the German version of this joke is also one that doesn't translate! "A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says: Sorry, only invited guests." In German, "geladen" means both "invited" and "charged".
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks what it wants to drink.
"Oh, nothing, I'm just passing through."
An ion walks into a bar.
"Barman, barman, I lost an electron here last night" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I'm positive!"
Okay that's actually really funny