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Anon experiences German humor
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Québécois and a French learning Ontarian having a chat. The Ontarians goes - o look a fly, Québécois corrects him- A fly. O - wow you have good eyesight. Wregarde, un mouche- -Non, une mouche
For anyone who doesn't get it: The joke relies on understanding how Latin languages gender words (Un v. Une, Masculine/Feminine form).So it literally doesn't work in English. It's also a common translation error non native speakers have because you only know the "gender" of a word by... Knowing if it's masculine or feminine through experience.
Best way to carry the joke is:
"Oh look, a/un(male) fly."
"No, it's a/une(feminine) fly."
"Wow, you have good eyes/Wow, you can see it's genitals from here?"
Certainly clunky but hilarious if you speak French.