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I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)
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[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago

Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.

I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.

[-] populustree 29 points 10 months ago

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 10 months ago

Jesus. What a way to go

[-] populustree 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

At least the hot dog is still edible

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

I'm sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human

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