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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 113 points 3 months ago

"Professional Cuddling" is unironically a thing.

Welcome to the neoliberal hellscape of commodified human contact.

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

Uh sure, the neoliberals are to blame

[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Neoliberals probably commidicized that person's personality.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 3 months ago

That's kinda their thing.

[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Stupid neoliberal 4000 year old profession.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 months ago

Don't worry there's plenty of cuddle sluts.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Their beards are so scratchy though!

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Beggers can't be choosers

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Isn’t it mostly a front anyway?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

As much as professional masseuse is. Which is to say often enough, but not so often that honest professionals don't have to deal with creeps who can't take a hint on the regular.

this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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