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Just gonna throw this out there.
You can buy googly eyes in bulk on amazon. about 5 bucks for 2,000 in assorted sizes. Self adhesive, even.
FYI, a kitchen cupboard full of cans is an excellent target for these. It's amazingly off putting to hope the cupboard have have the contents staring back at you in silent judgement.
Extra kudos if you manage to get a friend/relative without them realising you're a suspect.
I may have heard this before.
I certainly cannot confirm or deny its veracity….
Not at all….
while we're at it you can also legally buy traffic cones
remember, folks, if you don't obey in advance, you can get cool shit.
like golden traffic cones.
(which was added after people were doing traffic cones on statues and Glasgow just gave up and gave in.) (Non-serious issue, with a serious reminder,)