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[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I think it was Jack on Roster Teeth that said it best...

Everyone made their online character for GTAOnline as basically themselves, except Jack, he made a female character. They all start ripping on him and he hits them with "if I'm gonna be staring at an ass for the next 500 hours, i want it to be a girl's ass." I think Gavin even asked if it was too late to switch.

ETA: girls run faster in GTA, so it's the better choice by any metric.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Idk, my friend also said he played Cassandra in AC Odyssey because he'd rather stare at a girl's ass than a guy's ass for 50+ hours, but now she flies the ol' blue-pink-white-pink-blue in her living room so idk what to think.

[-] Ridgetop18 7 points 2 days ago

Ya friend got gripped by that "want them -> want to be them" pipeline

[-] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago
[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

I don't really need to think harder, she actually said that always choosing female characters in games is just yet another thing that started making sense when she realized she's trans.

I just wanted to make a clever comment smoothly transitioning from calling my friend a "he" to calling her a "she"

[-] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Jesus Christ, this is Lemmy not Reddit. I didn’t think I’d have to spell out for you and your eight down voting friends but orientation has nothing to do with your gender.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

You're having a REAL hard time processing a joke, aren't ya? Seems like reddit all over to me too, yes.

[-] ChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Think harder was intended as a joke. About your joke. Which wasn’t funny. But neither was mine and no one laughs and the world is only pain. Guess I’ll scroll lemmy. Oh shit

[-] chocosoldier 3 points 2 days ago

trans gal here, you're fine by me. the two people going "tHiNK haRdEr" have comment histories full of condescending, cryptic, and combative shit like that.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Just because she is trans doesn't mean she isn't into girls though.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

You're spot on actually.

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago
[-] prole 8 points 3 days ago

I choose female characters in games all the time, and this is one of the reasons for sure.

Not online games where you create your avatar though...

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

I've seen it said that people create three types of characters in online character creation: first is just themselves. We've all done it. Second is a celebrity or character from an IP. Think of all the Shreks, Peter Griffins and Samuel Jackson's that were being shared when baldurs gate 3 came out. Third is an unholy monstrosity that's just every slider at the extremes.

[-] lady_maria@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

While I've definitely done #3, my go-to is usually creating a character for a sort of half-hearted roleplay of an OC. They usually don't look like me, but they're always a beautiful woman.

I really enjoy doing it as a creative outlet. I've made quite a few "characters" that I don't even have save files for yet. When I start a game that has a complex character creator, I usually spend like 30 minutes in it.

[-] prole 3 points 3 days ago

Third is an unholy monstrosity that’s just every slider at the extremes

This is what I generally do these days. I mentioned it in another comment, but I love hitting random over and over in a From Software game character creator to get the most hideous creations imaginable.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

As a nearly decades long veteran of Ark, I'm beyond familiar with characters that look like an amalgamation of Jabba the Hutt and a russet potato.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

You're forgetting the one they are sexually attracted to

[-] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I play whichever gender has the best looking armour when it comes to custom characters.

I'm not sure people's arguments about story characters. I don't put down a book because a chapter is about a female character

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