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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 109 points 1 year ago

The sun is billions of years old, unimaginably powerful, and it makes life on Earth possible. Sounds pretty godlike to me.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 66 points 1 year ago

From a Tumblr post that has been reposted a few times (in fact, my link is to the earliest repost I could find, as I think the original is long gone):

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

  • Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient
  • Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long
  • Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths
  • Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion
  • Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children
  • People used to sacrifice other people to appease it
  • Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes
[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 23 points 1 year ago

It may wipe out all life on Earth at any moment with the equivalent of a fart and not notice.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

And it's constantly screaming at us.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 23 points 1 year ago

And when it gets mad it turns off our cell reception

[-] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

It is good. But Is "opening the chest to sacrifice the heart of people" good?

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Better than burning "witches" alive.

[-] Sasha 1 points 1 year ago

That's basically the reason I have a massive sun tattoo taking up my entire right shoulder

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