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Anon visits the Philippines
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The smell of garlic ruined your appetite? Do you have some kind of disorder? The smell of garlic is amazing!
No I eat garlic but the one they put in the plate has a bizarre odor.
Sure you do...
Too late to change your story now, Draccie.
Yup, they were trying to cover for it being Transylvania and they just hadnt bothered to learn any of the city names around them.
Dracula confirmed.
And you couldn't ask them to take it away for some reason?